Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.
yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact
do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?
well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.
video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.
if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition
more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”
Imagine your OTP kissing passionately in bed. Person A rolls over onto Person B to start making love, but underestimates how much mattress is left and rolls off Person B and onto the floor. They laugh so hard the mood is killed, and end up snuggling instead.
Hey, the girl you just called fat?… Her pussy bald like Caillou. The girl you just called ugly?… She swag swag like Caillou. The boy you just tripped?… He go way back like Caillou. See that man with the ugly scars?… He go for it like Caillou. That guy you just made fun of for crying?… He’s dtf like Caillou.
Put this as you’re status if you go for it like Caillou. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I’m sure the people who don’t match like Caillou will!!!